stay flawless like a unicorn ♫




☾ whatever ☾





shego:

shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

stephaniealive:

alecats:

books are just dead tattoed trees

That’s metal as fuck





snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

octobore:

wow I can’t believe the Jonas Brothers aren’t brothers anymore

  • Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
  • Me: no
  • Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser